Following hot on the heels of yesterday’s blue jeans video, here’s a compilation of hot asses going into tight jeans. Ooowouch. My personal suggestion is that you turn down your volume while you watch this so you don’t get assaulted by the generi-techno. Other than that, enjoy the sweet, sweet denim.
Webcam dancing hottie! It’s another webcam dancing hottie!
The funny thing about this one is… well, take a closer look.
She’s not paying attention to the webcam at all. She’s looking in a completely different direction and shaking her shit in a completely different direction.
Somehow, that just makes the clip hotter.
I’m not a big fan of splosh videos. Nothing wrong with ‘em, just not my kink.
I am, however, a fan of Bailey’s Irish Cream and hot girls.
So I guess there’s some overlap.
And the Barry White doesn’t hurt.
Here’s one of a girl from the back. She’s in one of those sexy slinger swimsuits, which are hot enough on their own. But she’s also putting on denim shorts. Or, rather, she’s trying to put on denim shorts.
Everybody’s ass looks hot in denims. Hell, my ass looks hot in denims, and my ass is rarely in the same sentence as the adjective “hot.” But there’s something sexy and seductive about watching a woman pulling the jeans up - sealing in the lusciousness in a skin-tight package, strong as steel but soft to the touch. And the bounce and jiggle when the jeans are just a little bit too tight - ouch, I’m lost.
Sometimes it’s not the pole, it’s the power of the dancer. It’s hard to ignore a girl who truly knows how to work the pole. Confidence, strength, power - it’s all right there in one solid, curvy package. It makes you want to reach out and touch, while the presence of the pole tells you that touching is verboten.
This girl’s got it down. And not only that, she’s got eye contact - or camera contact, as the case may be. Those smoky eyes, that sly smile. She is not ashamed, not distanced from the dance. She revels in it.
And that’s just plain hot.
This video shows when a white tee shirt can be the sexiest item of clothing in the world.
So many beautiful videos have come from those low-resolution computer-attached cameras. Without webcams, imagine all the beginner and wannabe internet strippers who would never get started. And the production values! There’s something about the bikini video that begins with the girl reaching over the camera to start it and ends with her stopping it that just adds to the charm.
Here’s a cute girl in a bikini with a garden hose. I love you, cute girl in bikini with a garden hose. And I love your webcam.
Somewhere, Bob Saget is crying out in pain and sorrow. “Why?” he’s declaring to the heavens. “Why? Why did I spend all those years on America’s Funniest Home Videos watching people’s stupid cats fall off their stupid televisions? Why couldn’t they send me amateur strippers falling off of tables?”
Why, indeed?
You know who knows how to really move that booty?
Carnival dancers.
I’m just sayin’.
A little bit of danger makes people think bad. Standing too close can get you burned, and burning’s bad - remember? But what about the ones who can’t help it?
All things are aflame. The eye is aflame. The hands are aflame. The tongue is aflame. All things are aflame for all things desire. They desire to touch and to be touched. They desire the searing heat that happens when two flames merge. Passion and desire ignite the body and bring the senses to heel - sooner or later, the truth is known. We all burn, just as we all get burned.
Even good girls can sweat fire.
