Exploiting the Viral - 2
I love it when people exploit viral video forms to get their name out. Case in point - pop starlet Tila Tequila.
Let’s talk about pop stars. I don’t care for Jessica Simpson’s music. I don’t think it’s bad, it’s just not my cup of tea. I find her remake of “These Boots Were Made for Walking” to be a crime against God and nature. Even so, I’ve watched the video many, many times. Why?
Because Jessica Simpson has big boobs and an ass I would kill to bounce a quarter off of - among other things.
So when it comes to female pop singers, you can be an okay singer. You can be an alright dancer. But if every straight man and lesbian looks at you and says “I’d hit that up, down, and sideways,” it gives you a distinct advantage. Great bikinis make great videos, and it takes a great ass to fill a great bikini.
One of the common viral videos is lip synching and shaking your ass to a popular song. People like these. Especially when the dancer is hilariously bad, hilariously obese, or smoking hot. If you match any one of these, your video gets all over the web.
Meet Tila Tequila. Tila has a MySpace page. She’s a singer. And she’s got a great body.
In this video, she goofs off to a classic pop tune, displaying her curves to their best advantage. Would I hit it up, down, and sideways?
Son, I’d hit it from every angle imaginable, in every room of the house. Twice.
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