Exploiting the Viral - 3

FoundryMusic also appreciates the power of the viral. Exhibit A - Gisele. She wears an FM T-shirt that’s stretched tight over those enormous groovy pillows of hers, holds up a Foundry Music Rocks! sign, dances in a thong, and strips out of her clothes to a song from Foundry Music. All on a webcam video. The webcam striptease comes of age, and I want a private show.

Further Kisses

Remember the Spanish speaking hotties who kissed and who I couldn’t understand?

They’re back!

So - come on. Really. Does anybody here speak Spanish?

Jockeys get all the girls

Disc jockeys live crazy lives. Check out the dancers from Tom Leykis’ radio show - The Leykettes.

Explain this to me. DJ’s tend to be underpaid and overworked. They work in a completely aural medium with very little video exposure.

Why, then, do they get all the dancing, jiggling, and stripping hotties?

Blaine is a Punk

Nathan Burton stands in the middle of an ice sculpture on Las Vegas’ Miracle Mile for 24 hours. Why is it here? Because with one simple twist on the trick, Burton shows how he knows showmanship better than David Blaine. If you’re going to be frozen alive, why not have showgirls go through it with you?

Was that so difficult?

Remember the girl with the video that was a series of still shots? And how I didn’t understand why?

Here’s a video of the same girl riding along in a car over a bumpy road. Check out the jiggle action.

Now - was it so difficult to actually post a video?

Not Ready for Prime Time

There’s a lot of mini not-ready-for-prime-time troupes out on the web now. In this sexy little video, this comedy duo (check the insanely cute and sexy girl in the fleshtone leotard) get down and dirty with the Anti-Kama Sutra - some of which actually looks like a goofy kinda fun foreplay to me. But hey, anything that can get a cute girl to hump a pillow while a camera tapes her is all right in my book.

Be Happy!

You know what I’m talking about. The model’s grimace. The “sultry” look. Sure, it’s all right in its place. Hell, that smokey glance can really get you going.

But sometimes you want to believe that the model can actually have fun. You want to look at someone and feel that while they were being sexy, they were also having a really good time.

That’s where this clip comes in.

Just checking out the scenery

I enjoy girl watching. It can make my day to see a pretty girl in a low-cut shirt and short skirt. Or to see a cute girl in a sundress. Or even a girl in a white T-shirt and blue jeans. I just enjoy the view. Like this Beacon Hill beauty with the funky booty. She makes the scenery just so much more beautiful.

We share interests!

Adam Carolla says that the lovely girls of SCORES love lap dances and hate autism. What a coincidence! Those are two of my interests, too! So, what time do you ladies get off work?

In this clip, the SCORES girls get wet and soapy to help fight autism. It’s a charity car wash. And I am so loving this idea.

Shoes?

According to iFilm, this video is about stripper shoes. And they are good stripper shoes. But somehow I feel that’s not the actual focus of the video.

About the time I was thinking “this has the camera angles of a Zalman King movie,” the URL for the Zalman King website popped up. Ha! I totally called it.