Booty Overload

Here’s a sexy comedy sketch that makes the point - sometimes, you can win even when you lose. It also makes the point that games and teh sexay don’t go together all that well - it’s hard to concentrate with boobies whipped out in front of you. Just remember - before you accept clothes for rent, ask for the deeds to Boardwalk and Park Place. Then you can see all the boobies you want and still win the game!

Download this sexy game here!

Oh, you thought the Booty was dead? The Booty will never die - not as long as there are clips like this out there.

The sundress. Has there ever been an article of clothing at once so simple and so sexy? That light material, the short, playful skirt all combine into the perfect garment on the right woman. This video may not register much on the “sexy poses” scale, but in its simplicity, it too is sexy.

You can download this video here.

Like most red-blooded human beings of the male persuasion, I hold the belief that on some level all straight women are, in fact, bisexual. Check out these three cuties grabbing and jiggling each others’ boobs.

I could watch that all day…

This short but sweet video encourages the girls of the world - wear your boobs proud! Go ahead, grab ‘em and give ‘em a jiggle! The men of the world will thank you for it.

It’s only polite to say “Hello.” After all, she’s invited you into the shower with her. Nonami’s in a pale bikini, showing you that showers can be fun even when you’re in a swimsuit.

I hope you’ve cleared some time for this - we’re talking five minutes of bosomy bikini goodness.

Want to enjoy Nonami again and again? Then you can download this clip from here - one of the many reasons I love Revver. They let you download the videos.

All right. Here’s the deal. You’ll find videos all over the place that are titled very personally. How do I mean personally?

I mean like “My Friend Sara Stripteases,” or “My Girlfriend Eats Popsicle.”

The chances that the person posting this video actually knows the girl in the video are about the same as the chances of an axe-wielding Santa sliding down my chimney tonight and hacking me and my family to bits. Which is to say possible, but not very probable.

Then there are the titles that make assumptions about the person in the video. “Hooker on corner outside my house” assumes that the person in question is, indeed, a prostitute. Or my personal favorite, the use of the word “Drunk.”

This video was labeled in just such a way.

The fine folks over at the Foundry put together this little Christmas compilation to keep the spirit of the season going. I know I’m full of the spirit. Or something.

Download the Foundry’s present here.

You just can’t keep a good man down - especially a good man devoted to booty. So Booty Overload is back up and open for business!

I haven’t read anything that Jay Nussbaum has written, but I’ll admit it that this blue bikini-clad goddess has me seriously thinking of splurging - not to mention spurting. This “Nymphomercial” proves its point - a hot babe in a bikini can sell just about anything. Hell, I wasn’t sold on using the long edit of this video in this entry until I watched it to the end and say her standing there, holding only the book to retain her modesty. As a future librarian, ma’am, I’m going to have to take that from you now to reshelve it. No - don’t bother to cover up. I like you just the way you are.

You can download the nymphomercial here.

Every man has at least one.

A goofy friend with ginormous boobs.

To those friends, we humbly say - thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Download these cans.

One of my ex-girlfriends used to say - “Anything bigger than a mouthful is a tongue-strainer.”

“Yes,” I would say - “but sometimes the tongue strain is well worth it.”

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Come to think of it, maybe that’s why she’s now an ex-girlfriend.

Anyway. Here’s a girl I wouldn’t mind straining my tongue on.