Booty Overload

Dressed in that long cleaning skirt walking down the street, the wind catching your hair and whipping it about your face. Down the street and into my dreams. Thank you, hippy girl.

Shoya Buns makes movies.

Respect Piracy.

I know it’s obviously a fake, but I still wish dude.there.is.so.much.free.porn.online.org was a real website.

A lot of people tend to think of adult film as being an easy job. And you’ve got to admit, the perks are great. Lots of sex. Good money - particularly if you’re of the female persuasion. But nobody ever focuses on what makes working in adult film difficult. The constant worrying about weight and age. The psychological effects of actually having sex as an industry rather than for love, procreation, or fun. The people who generally treat you like meat. And the fact that you are constantly on call to be on display if you wish to continue working in the industry.

Take this attractive young woman posing for pictures at the AVN. In all honesty, she would probably rather be walking around, enjoying the Expo. She might prefer to be hitting the town on a shopping spree. Or she might prefer just to be at home, relaxing with a cosmo by the pool. But here she is, smiling and flaunting for the cameras.

Porn stars. Unsung heroes of the American dream.

Webcam dancing hottie! It’s another webcam dancing hottie!

The funny thing about this one is… well, take a closer look.

She’s not paying attention to the webcam at all. She’s looking in a completely different direction and shaking her shit in a completely different direction.

Somehow, that just makes the clip hotter.

I’m not a big fan of splosh videos. Nothing wrong with ‘em, just not my kink.

I am, however, a fan of Bailey’s Irish Cream and hot girls.

So I guess there’s some overlap.

And the Barry White doesn’t hurt.

Sometimes it’s not the pole, it’s the power of the dancer. It’s hard to ignore a girl who truly knows how to work the pole. Confidence, strength, power - it’s all right there in one solid, curvy package. It makes you want to reach out and touch, while the presence of the pole tells you that touching is verboten.

This girl’s got it down. And not only that, she’s got eye contact - or camera contact, as the case may be. Those smoky eyes, that sly smile. She is not ashamed, not distanced from the dance. She revels in it.

And that’s just plain hot.

This video shows when a white tee shirt can be the sexiest item of clothing in the world.

So many beautiful videos have come from those low-resolution computer-attached cameras. Without webcams, imagine all the beginner and wannabe internet strippers who would never get started. And the production values! There’s something about the bikini video that begins with the girl reaching over the camera to start it and ends with her stopping it that just adds to the charm.

Here’s a cute girl in a bikini with a garden hose. I love you, cute girl in bikini with a garden hose. And I love your webcam.

Somewhere, Bob Saget is crying out in pain and sorrow. “Why?” he’s declaring to the heavens. “Why? Why did I spend all those years on America’s Funniest Home Videos watching people’s stupid cats fall off their stupid televisions? Why couldn’t they send me amateur strippers falling off of tables?”

Why, indeed?

A little bit of danger makes people think bad. Standing too close can get you burned, and burning’s bad - remember? But what about the ones who can’t help it?

All things are aflame. The eye is aflame. The hands are aflame. The tongue is aflame. All things are aflame for all things desire. They desire to touch and to be touched. They desire the searing heat that happens when two flames merge. Passion and desire ignite the body and bring the senses to heel - sooner or later, the truth is known. We all burn, just as we all get burned.

Even good girls can sweat fire.