Booty Overload

Here’s a sexy comedy sketch that makes the point - sometimes, you can win even when you lose. It also makes the point that games and teh sexay don’t go together all that well - it’s hard to concentrate with boobies whipped out in front of you. Just remember - before you accept clothes for rent, ask for the deeds to Boardwalk and Park Place. Then you can see all the boobies you want and still win the game!

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Oh, you thought the Booty was dead? The Booty will never die - not as long as there are clips like this out there.

The sundress. Has there ever been an article of clothing at once so simple and so sexy? That light material, the short, playful skirt all combine into the perfect garment on the right woman. This video may not register much on the “sexy poses” scale, but in its simplicity, it too is sexy.

You can download this video here.

Bikini contest videos. So much booty, so little time.

What I want to know is - why so many videos of the girls standing in line to be judged? Isn’t it much more fun to watch them actually compete?

All right. Here’s the deal. You’ll find videos all over the place that are titled very personally. How do I mean personally?

I mean like “My Friend Sara Stripteases,” or “My Girlfriend Eats Popsicle.”

The chances that the person posting this video actually knows the girl in the video are about the same as the chances of an axe-wielding Santa sliding down my chimney tonight and hacking me and my family to bits. Which is to say possible, but not very probable.

Then there are the titles that make assumptions about the person in the video. “Hooker on corner outside my house” assumes that the person in question is, indeed, a prostitute. Or my personal favorite, the use of the word “Drunk.”

This video was labeled in just such a way.

Booty Overload has a secret. It took one clip for this blog to be started. One. Single. Clip.

Look at this ass. Seriously. Look at it. And that brief glimpse at the face, too - what a cutie. This luscious, lovely ass is so damn hot that within an instant of seeing it, I wanted to share it with the world. The way it moves while she walks. This is the ass peepblogs were made for.

If this doesn’t move you, you’re made of stone.

Download this amazing ass. The power of booty compels you.

Put your hands where my eyes can see!

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That’ll do nicely.

As covered before - Princess Leia as slave girl is hot.

Booty nice.

And on a new note - side-boob sexy. Sometimes the promise of a nipple can be more enticing than a nipple itself.

All of which makes this one of the hottest photos ever taken on the planet Earth.

A lot of videos promise photoshoot footage. Think how unglamorous that actually is. It takes so long to get the pose right. There’s a clumsiness to moving in posing heels. There’s prop revenge. There’s any number of things that can go wrong.

Case in point - This latina cutie with the kickin’ curves. The kind of girl I’d kill to caress. But in this video she comes across a little bit… clumsy.

Somebody get this girl a pole to dance on - stat!

Remember Foundry Music and the promotional webcam striptease?

This video features no fewer than 12 girls strutting their jaw-dropping stuff for the Foundry.

Don’t say I never did anything for you.

Oooooh.

Sorry. I’m having trouble typing this. I keep looking back at the picture.

So these burlesque girls…

Wow. Um.

Remember how I said Leia as a slave girl was hot?

Check this out.

Here we have a slave girl Princess Leia. She’s obviously having a good time. Why? Because a rope-bondage girl is very clearly going down on her.

Goddess, I wish I could see this act in person. So - did anybody out there catch this on video?