It’s a cute, blonde, Mormon girl in a bathtub talking about Matt Dillon trying to have sex with her.
Let’s review.
It would be hot enough as it is, but that last element gives it such a wrongness that it’s just crazy.
Disc jockeys live crazy lives. Check out the dancers from Tom Leykis’ radio show - The Leykettes.
Explain this to me. DJ’s tend to be underpaid and overworked. They work in a completely aural medium with very little video exposure.
Why, then, do they get all the dancing, jiggling, and stripping hotties?
Like most men, I wish with every fiber of my being that I was Bruce Campbell. Why?
Because Campbell is the definition of Ultrapimp. Hell, even Old Spice considers him the height of masculinity. And these ladies all seem to agree.
Whenever I want a movie I’m sure will entertain me, I reach for anything starring Julie Strain. Why?
Because…
