Booty Overload

Pizzadude lives every male fantasy while working at Deliverance Pizza. One day I’ll post the video of him running off with the green-skinned babe from Star Trek. But for now, see Pizzadude make a delivery to a sexy cougar.

While we’re at it, let me address the term “MILF.” Much as I dislike it, I have to. The first time I ever encountered the word was in American Pie, where everybody digs Stifler’s Mom. I don’t like the movie, by the way, but Alysson Hannigan is cute. And so were the girls who dragged me to see it. There’s something about the sexy older woman, though, that keeps her in mind. The idea of the experienced body, the wandering hands. The feel of maturity under your fingertips. The knowledge that this is a true woman responding to your caresses.

It seems such a wonderful, dream-like idea to be summed up by such an ugly-sounding monosyllable as “MILF.” I much prefer “Cougar.”