Booty Overload

Remember Foundry Music and the promotional webcam striptease?

This video features no fewer than 12 girls strutting their jaw-dropping stuff for the Foundry.

Don’t say I never did anything for you.

How many times can we watch a hot girl suggest fellation with a hot dog?

At least one more time, as long as it’s this girl.

Now, tell me that isn’t bury-your-face-in-it cleavage. That smoky gaze, that come-hither pose. Sometimes a still photo is all you need.

A new tip for web video producers! I know you’re just dying for my advice.

This is important. Especially if you’re following our first tip - Find the flirt. So I’m going to stress this.

Please, please, for God’s sake, please shoot the face. Even if just for a second, get the face in the shot. Yes, her boobs are nice. So’s her booty. Yes, I want to see it all in motion. But so many women do such hot things with their faces that it’s a sin to avoid shooting it. So please frame just a little more than the boobs or the booty.

Seriously - look at this girl. Her eyes do more to turn me on than her boobs - and her boobs do a whole damn lot.

Nothing’s hotter than a girl enjoying herself. I defy you to prove me wrong.

A tip for budding web video producers. If you want to get good material out of a group, find the flirt. It’s true about professionals and amateurs alike. If you work on the flirt, she’ll incite everything you want to see. Find the flirt, and you’ve found the motherlode.

Okay. Princess Leia + Gold Bikini + Choke Chain = Nerdy Sexual Fantasies for Generations To Come (no pun intended). Hell, any sci-fi inclined red-blooded straight male (or lesbian) dreams of their Princess Leia slave girl - even the ones who aren’t into the kinky bondage stuff.

So here’s a complete and total Star Wars nerdgasm for you - courtesy of Flickr. Do yourself a favor. Try to ignore the kid in the middle.

Watching this clip, I’m speechless.

All I can say is…

Yeah! Shake it! Go for it!

…

That made me feel dirty.

We all have to start somewhere - no matter what it is we do. Doctors had to operate for the first time. Chefs had to make that first meal. And strippers had to have that first pole.

The blonde babe shows definite pole potential. She’s already got the lower-body strength (God, those thighs!) and the hot moves, she just needs the transitions and she’ll rocket to the top.

It’s a cute, blonde, Mormon girl in a bathtub talking about Matt Dillon trying to have sex with her.

Let’s review.

• She’s cute.
• She’s blonde.
• She’s in a bathtub.
• She’s talking about sex.
• She’s Mormon.

It would be hot enough as it is, but that last element gives it such a wrongness that it’s just crazy.