Booty Overload

Watching this clip, I’m speechless.

All I can say is…

Yeah! Shake it! Go for it!

…

That made me feel dirty.

We all have to start somewhere - no matter what it is we do. Doctors had to operate for the first time. Chefs had to make that first meal. And strippers had to have that first pole.

The blonde babe shows definite pole potential. She’s already got the lower-body strength (God, those thighs!) and the hot moves, she just needs the transitions and she’ll rocket to the top.

I grow more and more fond of Shannan Blystone. She’s a cute little blondie with a meat-free booty who shakes it on virals in which she lip-synchs her own music. She’s way too cute for words.

In this video, she’s recording vocals for her own song on Britney Spears’ time. Interesting. And in her own words:

Apparently, I sing better when I slap my butt.

That’s no shocker. I could have told her that everything goes better when you’ve got your hands on some booty.

Let the word go forth. We at Booty Overload are not partisan when it comes to the booty. We are not for the big booty. We are not for the little booty. We are not for the rotund booty, nor for the non-existent. Meat-free or Free Range - we do not discriminate. We are not about one size of the booty over another.

We are merely for the right booty in the right place at the right time.

Booty Overload: Pro-Booty.

Webcam dancing hottie! It’s another webcam dancing hottie!

The funny thing about this one is… well, take a closer look.

She’s not paying attention to the webcam at all. She’s looking in a completely different direction and shaking her shit in a completely different direction.

Somehow, that just makes the clip hotter.

Sometimes it’s not the pole, it’s the power of the dancer. It’s hard to ignore a girl who truly knows how to work the pole. Confidence, strength, power - it’s all right there in one solid, curvy package. It makes you want to reach out and touch, while the presence of the pole tells you that touching is verboten.

This girl’s got it down. And not only that, she’s got eye contact - or camera contact, as the case may be. Those smoky eyes, that sly smile. She is not ashamed, not distanced from the dance. She revels in it.

And that’s just plain hot.

Somewhere, Bob Saget is crying out in pain and sorrow. “Why?” he’s declaring to the heavens. “Why? Why did I spend all those years on America’s Funniest Home Videos watching people’s stupid cats fall off their stupid televisions? Why couldn’t they send me amateur strippers falling off of tables?”

Why, indeed?

You know who knows how to really move that booty?

Carnival dancers.

I’m just sayin’.

A little bit of danger makes people think bad. Standing too close can get you burned, and burning’s bad - remember? But what about the ones who can’t help it?

All things are aflame. The eye is aflame. The hands are aflame. The tongue is aflame. All things are aflame for all things desire. They desire to touch and to be touched. They desire the searing heat that happens when two flames merge. Passion and desire ignite the body and bring the senses to heel - sooner or later, the truth is known. We all burn, just as we all get burned.

Even good girls can sweat fire.

FoundryMusic also appreciates the power of the viral. Exhibit A - Gisele. She wears an FM T-shirt that’s stretched tight over those enormous groovy pillows of hers, holds up a Foundry Music Rocks! sign, dances in a thong, and strips out of her clothes to a song from Foundry Music. All on a webcam video. The webcam striptease comes of age, and I want a private show.