Oooooh.
Sorry. I’m having trouble typing this. I keep looking back at the picture.
So these burlesque girls…
Wow. Um.
Remember how I said Leia as a slave girl was hot?
Check this out.
Here we have a slave girl Princess Leia. She’s obviously having a good time. Why? Because a rope-bondage girl is very clearly going down on her.
Goddess, I wish I could see this act in person. So - did anybody out there catch this on video?
Now, tell me that isn’t bury-your-face-in-it cleavage. That smoky gaze, that come-hither pose. Sometimes a still photo is all you need.
Okay. Princess Leia + Gold Bikini + Choke Chain = Nerdy Sexual Fantasies for Generations To Come (no pun intended). Hell, any sci-fi inclined red-blooded straight male (or lesbian) dreams of their Princess Leia slave girl - even the ones who aren’t into the kinky bondage stuff.
So here’s a complete and total Star Wars nerdgasm for you - courtesy of Flickr. Do yourself a favor. Try to ignore the kid in the middle.
