Booty Overload

You know who knows how to really move that booty?

Carnival dancers.

I’m just sayin’.

Disc jockeys live crazy lives. Check out the dancers from Tom Leykis’ radio show - The Leykettes.

Explain this to me. DJ’s tend to be underpaid and overworked. They work in a completely aural medium with very little video exposure.

Why, then, do they get all the dancing, jiggling, and stripping hotties?

Remember the girl with the video that was a series of still shots? And how I didn’t understand why?

Here’s a video of the same girl riding along in a car over a bumpy road. Check out the jiggle action.

Now - was it so difficult to actually post a video?

I enjoy girl watching. It can make my day to see a pretty girl in a low-cut shirt and short skirt. Or to see a cute girl in a sundress. Or even a girl in a white T-shirt and blue jeans. I just enjoy the view. Like this Beacon Hill beauty with the funky booty. She makes the scenery just so much more beautiful.

Adam Carolla says that the lovely girls of SCORES love lap dances and hate autism. What a coincidence! Those are two of my interests, too! So, what time do you ladies get off work?

In this clip, the SCORES girls get wet and soapy to help fight autism. It’s a charity car wash. And I am so loving this idea.

A short little clip to help brighten your day. Don’t you wish you had a friend who would jiggle her enormous boobs in a low-cut top for you, too? Lucky bastard. And it’s not just a ginormous rack - she’s cute, too. Double bastard.

What? You mean not every woman puts on her spike heels to walk down to the pool and go swimming in her teeny, tiny bikini? I feel so… so used.

And dirty.

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I’m going to go look at the booty some more, now.