Booty Overload

Here’s a sexy comedy sketch that makes the point - sometimes, you can win even when you lose. It also makes the point that games and teh sexay don’t go together all that well - it’s hard to concentrate with boobies whipped out in front of you. Just remember - before you accept clothes for rent, ask for the deeds to Boardwalk and Park Place. Then you can see all the boobies you want and still win the game!

Download this sexy game here!

Oh, you thought the Booty was dead? The Booty will never die - not as long as there are clips like this out there.

You just can’t keep a good man down - especially a good man devoted to booty. So Booty Overload is back up and open for business!

I haven’t read anything that Jay Nussbaum has written, but I’ll admit it that this blue bikini-clad goddess has me seriously thinking of splurging - not to mention spurting. This “Nymphomercial” proves its point - a hot babe in a bikini can sell just about anything. Hell, I wasn’t sold on using the long edit of this video in this entry until I watched it to the end and say her standing there, holding only the book to retain her modesty. As a future librarian, ma’am, I’m going to have to take that from you now to reshelve it. No - don’t bother to cover up. I like you just the way you are.

You can download the nymphomercial here.

A faceful of sugar sounds great right now - especially after watching this clip.

This cutie shows the fun side of cheating… on your diet.

Download her sugar walls here.

How many times can we watch a hot girl suggest fellation with a hot dog?

At least one more time, as long as it’s this girl.

Shoya Buns makes movies.

Respect Piracy.

I know it’s obviously a fake, but I still wish dude.there.is.so.much.free.porn.online.org was a real website.

I’m not a big fan of splosh videos. Nothing wrong with ‘em, just not my kink.

I am, however, a fan of Bailey’s Irish Cream and hot girls.

So I guess there’s some overlap.

And the Barry White doesn’t hurt.

Somewhere, Bob Saget is crying out in pain and sorrow. “Why?” he’s declaring to the heavens. “Why? Why did I spend all those years on America’s Funniest Home Videos watching people’s stupid cats fall off their stupid televisions? Why couldn’t they send me amateur strippers falling off of tables?”

Why, indeed?

There’s a lot of mini not-ready-for-prime-time troupes out on the web now. In this sexy little video, this comedy duo (check the insanely cute and sexy girl in the fleshtone leotard) get down and dirty with the Anti-Kama Sutra - some of which actually looks like a goofy kinda fun foreplay to me. But hey, anything that can get a cute girl to hump a pillow while a camera tapes her is all right in my book.

Cranium Candy makes B-movies. Most of them with scantily-clad women in them. This scene is a teaser for their new film, Curse of the Pink Panties. It suggests you should see their movie and sells it on the basis of cute girls clowning around in their underwear with plenty of close-ups.

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I’m down wit’ dat.

Like most men, I wish with every fiber of my being that I was Bruce Campbell. Why?

Because Campbell is the definition of Ultrapimp. Hell, even Old Spice considers him the height of masculinity. And these ladies all seem to agree.