The Wii has been hailed by different people as a potential giant leap forward for the science of Teledildonics. Some point out that the attachments feature screams for sex toys. Others have already noted the phallic shape and rumble capabilities of the Wiimote.
So as you watch this sexy comedy (yay! sexy comedy!), consider this: it’s only a matter of time before Jenna Jameson or Mary Carey actually make this video.
Interesting times…
Whenever I want a movie I’m sure will entertain me, I reach for anything starring Julie Strain. Why?
Because…
I am in love with this woman.
For those of you not familiar with This Or That! it’s the nation’s premiere burlesque game show. You know how much I like it when the sexy and the funny get mixed, and on this show it happens all the time.
In this strip tease, Bunny Luv shows us how much she loves her chocolate. Loves it.
I’ve had women look at me the way Bunny looks at the chocolates. Ah, summer nights….
Pizzadude lives every male fantasy while working at Deliverance Pizza. One day I’ll post the video of him running off with the green-skinned babe from Star Trek. But for now, see Pizzadude make a delivery to a sexy cougar.
While we’re at it, let me address the term “MILF.” Much as I dislike it, I have to. The first time I ever encountered the word was in American Pie, where everybody digs Stifler’s Mom. I don’t like the movie, by the way, but Alysson Hannigan is cute. And so were the girls who dragged me to see it. There’s something about the sexy older woman, though, that keeps her in mind. The idea of the experienced body, the wandering hands. The feel of maturity under your fingertips. The knowledge that this is a true woman responding to your caresses.
It seems such a wonderful, dream-like idea to be summed up by such an ugly-sounding monosyllable as “MILF.” I much prefer “Cougar.”
Oh, Laundry Room Girl. You teach us so many things.
You teach us once again that sex and humor walk hand-in-hand. That hilarity can make you horny.
You teach us that laundry detergent can be an aphrodisiac.
You teach us how incredibly flexible you are.
Oh, my beautiful Laundry Room Girl. Say you’ll never leave the internet behind.
