Booty Overload

Nathan Burton stands in the middle of an ice sculpture on Las Vegas’ Miracle Mile for 24 hours. Why is it here? Because with one simple twist on the trick, Burton shows how he knows showmanship better than David Blaine. If you’re going to be frozen alive, why not have showgirls go through it with you?

Like most men, I wish with every fiber of my being that I was Bruce Campbell. Why?

Because Campbell is the definition of Ultrapimp. Hell, even Old Spice considers him the height of masculinity. And these ladies all seem to agree.