Booty Overload

All right. Here’s the deal. You’ll find videos all over the place that are titled very personally. How do I mean personally?

I mean like “My Friend Sara Stripteases,” or “My Girlfriend Eats Popsicle.”

The chances that the person posting this video actually knows the girl in the video are about the same as the chances of an axe-wielding Santa sliding down my chimney tonight and hacking me and my family to bits. Which is to say possible, but not very probable.

Then there are the titles that make assumptions about the person in the video. “Hooker on corner outside my house” assumes that the person in question is, indeed, a prostitute. Or my personal favorite, the use of the word “Drunk.”

This video was labeled in just such a way.

The fine folks over at the Foundry put together this little Christmas compilation to keep the spirit of the season going. I know I’m full of the spirit. Or something.

Download the Foundry’s present here.

You just can’t keep a good man down - especially a good man devoted to booty. So Booty Overload is back up and open for business!

I haven’t read anything that Jay Nussbaum has written, but I’ll admit it that this blue bikini-clad goddess has me seriously thinking of splurging - not to mention spurting. This “Nymphomercial” proves its point - a hot babe in a bikini can sell just about anything. Hell, I wasn’t sold on using the long edit of this video in this entry until I watched it to the end and say her standing there, holding only the book to retain her modesty. As a future librarian, ma’am, I’m going to have to take that from you now to reshelve it. No - don’t bother to cover up. I like you just the way you are.

You can download the nymphomercial here.

Remember Foundry Music and the promotional webcam striptease?

This video features no fewer than 12 girls strutting their jaw-dropping stuff for the Foundry.

Don’t say I never did anything for you.

FoundryMusic also appreciates the power of the viral. Exhibit A - Gisele. She wears an FM T-shirt that’s stretched tight over those enormous groovy pillows of hers, holds up a Foundry Music Rocks! sign, dances in a thong, and strips out of her clothes to a song from Foundry Music. All on a webcam video. The webcam striptease comes of age, and I want a private show.

I love it when people exploit viral video forms to get their name out. Case in point - pop starlet Tila Tequila.

Let’s talk about pop stars. I don’t care for Jessica Simpson’s music. I don’t think it’s bad, it’s just not my cup of tea. I find her remake of “These Boots Were Made for Walking” to be a crime against God and nature. Even so, I’ve watched the video many, many times. Why?

Because Jessica Simpson has big boobs and an ass I would kill to bounce a quarter off of - among other things.

So when it comes to female pop singers, you can be an okay singer. You can be an alright dancer. But if every straight man and lesbian looks at you and says “I’d hit that up, down, and sideways,” it gives you a distinct advantage. Great bikinis make great videos, and it takes a great ass to fill a great bikini.

One of the common viral videos is lip synching and shaking your ass to a popular song. People like these. Especially when the dancer is hilariously bad, hilariously obese, or smoking hot. If you match any one of these, your video gets all over the web.

Meet Tila Tequila. Tila has a MySpace page. She’s a singer. And she’s got a great body.

In this video, she goofs off to a classic pop tune, displaying her curves to their best advantage. Would I hit it up, down, and sideways?

Son, I’d hit it from every angle imaginable, in every room of the house. Twice.

TILA TEQUILA BOOTY DANCING

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The Viral Video. As defined by Wikipedia:

The term viral video refers to video clip content which gains widespread popularity through the process of Internet sharing, typically through email or IM messages, blogs and other media sharing websites. Viral videos are often humorous in nature and may range from televised comedy sketches such as Saturday Night Live’s Lazy Sunday to unintentionally released amateur video clips like Star Wars kid, the Numa Numa song, or The Dancing Cadet

There are lots of common virals. They get picked up and passed on based on many different criteria. They’re funny, they’re sexy, or they’re in some way forbidden - often a combination of these. There’s the ever-popular webcam sing-along. The even more ever-popular webcam booty dance. The kissing girls. Oo, the kissing girls…

Sorry. Got distracted there for a second.

So I find it a lot of fun when somebody finds a way to exploit the virals. Here, we see an indie film production exploiting the webcam booty dance. They’ve got two cute girls to bounce around on top of a bed and dance to hip-hop. In the background, the wall is covered in posters for the film, while a television plays scenes from the movie. Snazzy, right? Well, it caught my attention, anyway.