More tongue than a British kitchen

This video features two hot asian girls in a bathtub making out.

No need to thank me - your readership is reward enough.

Say hello to Nonami!

It’s only polite to say “Hello.” After all, she’s invited you into the shower with her. Nonami’s in a pale bikini, showing you that showers can be fun even when you’re in a swimsuit.

I hope you’ve cleared some time for this - we’re talking five minutes of bosomy bikini goodness.

Want to enjoy Nonami again and again? Then you can download this clip from here - one of the many reasons I love Revver. They let you download the videos.

Friends of the Boobs

Every man has at least one.

A goofy friend with ginormous boobs.

To those friends, we humbly say - thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Download these cans.

What have we got here?

It’s a cute, blonde, Mormon girl in a bathtub talking about Matt Dillon trying to have sex with her.

Let’s review.

  • She’s cute.
  • She’s blonde.
  • She’s in a bathtub.
  • She’s talking about sex.
  • She’s Mormon.

It would be hot enough as it is, but that last element gives it such a wrongness that it’s just crazy.

An interesting cocktail

I’m not a big fan of splosh videos. Nothing wrong with ‘em, just not my kink.

I am, however, a fan of Bailey’s Irish Cream and hot girls.

So I guess there’s some overlap.

And the Barry White doesn’t hurt.

Ah, webcams.

So many beautiful videos have come from those low-resolution computer-attached cameras. Without webcams, imagine all the beginner and wannabe internet strippers who would never get started. And the production values! There’s something about the bikini video that begins with the girl reaching over the camera to start it and ends with her stopping it that just adds to the charm.

Here’s a cute girl in a bikini with a garden hose. I love you, cute girl in bikini with a garden hose. And I love your webcam.

Be Happy!

You know what I’m talking about. The model’s grimace. The “sultry” look. Sure, it’s all right in its place. Hell, that smokey glance can really get you going.

But sometimes you want to believe that the model can actually have fun. You want to look at someone and feel that while they were being sexy, they were also having a really good time.

That’s where this clip comes in.

We share interests!

Adam Carolla says that the lovely girls of SCORES love lap dances and hate autism. What a coincidence! Those are two of my interests, too! So, what time do you ladies get off work?

In this clip, the SCORES girls get wet and soapy to help fight autism. It’s a charity car wash. And I am so loving this idea.