Oooooh.
Sorry. I’m having trouble typing this. I keep looking back at the picture.
So these burlesque girls…
Wow. Um.
Remember how I said Leia as a slave girl was hot?
Check this out.
Here we have a slave girl Princess Leia. She’s obviously having a good time. Why? Because a rope-bondage girl is very clearly going down on her.
Goddess, I wish I could see this act in person. So - did anybody out there catch this on video?
How many times can we watch a hot girl suggest fellation with a hot dog?
At least one more time, as long as it’s this girl.
I’m going to have to give them their own topic! They’ve been on here twice already - twice before they were kissing. I couldn’t understand them then, either - please, somebody translate.
Notice the girl in pink. Her tongue has been around a bit. I especially like how it’s working in this one.
Now, tell me that isn’t bury-your-face-in-it cleavage. That smoky gaze, that come-hither pose. Sometimes a still photo is all you need.
A new tip for web video producers! I know you’re just dying for my advice.
This is important. Especially if you’re following our first tip - Find the flirt. So I’m going to stress this.
Please, please, for God’s sake, please shoot the face. Even if just for a second, get the face in the shot. Yes, her boobs are nice. So’s her booty. Yes, I want to see it all in motion. But so many women do such hot things with their faces that it’s a sin to avoid shooting it. So please frame just a little more than the boobs or the booty.
Seriously - look at this girl. Her eyes do more to turn me on than her boobs - and her boobs do a whole damn lot.
Nothing’s hotter than a girl enjoying herself. I defy you to prove me wrong.
I usually like to see a girl’s face. I know, shocking considering some of the videos I’ve posted already. But honestly, I like to see the face.
The face doesn’t even make a brief appearance in this video, but frankly I don’t care. Look at these moves! How could you fail to want a girl like this?
What’s better than a booty?
Two booties, of course.
What’s better than two booties?
Three. Like these perfect 10s shaking it up on a beach to advertise their DVD.
A tip for budding web video producers. If you want to get good material out of a group, find the flirt. It’s true about professionals and amateurs alike. If you work on the flirt, she’ll incite everything you want to see. Find the flirt, and you’ve found the motherlode.
Okay. Princess Leia + Gold Bikini + Choke Chain = Nerdy Sexual Fantasies for Generations To Come (no pun intended). Hell, any sci-fi inclined red-blooded straight male (or lesbian) dreams of their Princess Leia slave girl - even the ones who aren’t into the kinky bondage stuff.
So here’s a complete and total Star Wars nerdgasm for you - courtesy of Flickr. Do yourself a favor. Try to ignore the kid in the middle.
